1. Thick thighs.
I used to be made fun of for having a booty and thunda thighs :(
"People who ridicule the booty aren’t man enough to handle the booty"
- Ancient proverb
I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.
Yes I support gay rights.
Yes I would care if you died.
No I’m not going to reblog that post.
And i’m especially not going to reblog seven pages worth of colorful gifs of people patting their back because they’re not homophobic.